Today is 09/20/26.
Here is your daily fortune from "mutilated".
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/ You will be attacked by a beast who has \
| the body of a wolf, the tail of a lion, |
\ and the face of Donald Duck.            /
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 (oo)      ||----w |
 (__)      ||     ||  \/\