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Today is 09/09/26.
Here is your daily fortune from "moofasa".
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/ Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a \
| circle? A: A dope ring.             |
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| Q: Why do blondes put their hair in |
| ponytails? A: To cover up the valve |
\ stem.                               /
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          | (__) |      )\/\
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                 Moofasa