Today is 05/06/26.
Here is your daily fortune from "kangaroo".
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| a sentence, that is the last you are    |
| going to see of him until he emerges on |
| the other side of his Atlantic with his |
| verb in his mouth.                      |
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| -- Mark Twain "A Connecticut Yankee in  |
\ King Arthur's Court"                    /
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