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/ Delay not, Caesar. Read it instantly. \
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| -- Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar" 3,1   |
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| Here is a letter, read it at your     |
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| -- Shakespeare, "Merchant of Venice"  |
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| [Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data    |
| Structures", V4.4, when               |
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\ referring to I/O system services.]    /
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