Today is 07/02/26.
Here is your daily fortune from "bong".
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/ My only love sprung from my only hate! \
| Too early seen unknown, and known too  |
| late!                                  |
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| -- William Shakespeare, "Romeo and     |
\ Juliet"                                /
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