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Today is 09/02/26.
Here is your daily fortune from "duck".
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/ Q: Minnesotans ask, "Why aren't there \
| more pharmacists from Alabama?" A:    |
| Easy. It's because they can't figure  |
| out how to get the little             |
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\ bottles into the typewriter.          /
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