Today is 08/15/24.
Here is your daily fortune from "vader-koala".
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/ Q: What's hard going in and soft and \
\ sticky coming out? A: Chewing gum.   /
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    Y|o o|Y// 
   /_(i=i)K/ 
   ~()~*~()~  
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     Darth 
     Vader    
     koala