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Today is 04/07/25.
Here is your daily fortune from "flaming-sheep".
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/ Q: How many elephants can you fit in a \
| VW Bug? A: Four. Two in the front, two |
| in the back.                           |
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| Q: How can you tell if an elephant is  |
| in your refrigerator? A: There's a     |
| footprint in the mayo.                 |
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| Q: How can you tell if two elephants   |
| are in your refrigerator? A: There's   |
| two footprints in the mayo.            |
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| Q: How can you tell if three elephants |
| are in your refrigerator? A: The door  |
| won't shut.                            |
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| Q: How can you tell if four elephants  |
| are in your refrigerator? A: There's a |
\ VW Bug in your driveway.               /
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