Today is 07/19/25.
Here is your daily fortune from "stimpy".
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/ Q: Why does Washington have the most   \
| lawyers per capita and                 |
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| New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps? |
\ A: God gave New Jersey first choice.   /
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