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Today is 08/06/25.
Here is your daily fortune from "turtle".
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/ Q: How many DEC repairman does it take \
| to fix a flat? A: Five; four to hold   |
| the car up and one to swap tires.      |
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| Q: How long does it take? A: It's      |
| indeterminate.                         |
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| It will depend upon how many flats     |
| they've brought with them.             |
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| Q: What happens if you've got TWO      |
\ flats? A: They replace your generator. /
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