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Today is 08/09/25.
Here is your daily fortune from "stegosaurus".
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/ Q: Where's the Lone Ranger take his \
| garbage? A: To the dump, to the dump, |
| to the dump dump dump! |
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| Q: What's the Pink Panther say when he |
| steps on an ant hill? A: Dead ant, dead |
\ ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant... /
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