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Today is 08/09/25.
Here is your daily fortune from "stegosaurus".
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/ Q: Where's the Lone Ranger take his     \
| garbage? A: To the dump, to the dump,   |
| to the dump dump dump!                  |
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| Q: What's the Pink Panther say when he  |
| steps on an ant hill? A: Dead ant, dead |
\ ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...      /
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