Today is 08/19/25.
Here is your daily fortune from "default".
 _____________________________________
/ Q: What do you call a half-dozen    \
| Indians with Asian flu? A: Six sick |
\ Sikhs (sic).                        /
 -------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||