Today is 12/16/25.
Here is your daily fortune from "apt".
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/ Q: How many existentialists does it     \
| take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two.  |
| One to screw it in and one to observe   |
| how the light bulb                      |
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| itself symbolizes a single incandescent |
| beacon of subjective                    |
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| reality in a netherworld of endless     |
| absurdity reaching out toward a         |
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\ maudlin cosmos of nothingness.          /
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         (oo)
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