Today is 01/05/26.
Here is your daily fortune from "stimpy".
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/ For years a secret shame destroyed my \
| peace-- I'd not read Eliot, Auden or  |
| MacNiece. But now I think a thought   |
| that brings me hope: Neither had      |
| Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Pope.   |
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\ -- Justin Richardson.                 /
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