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Today is 01/29/26.
Here is your daily fortune from "luke-koala".
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/ Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at \
| the office? A: You do all of the work  |
| and the fat guy in the suit            |
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\ gets all the credit.                   /
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      ( Y )K/  
     ()~*~()   
     (_)-(_)   
     Luke    
     Skywalker
     koala