Today is 03/12/26.
Here is your daily fortune from "stimpy".
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/ ... A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious \
| old iceberg who looked like he was     |
| waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.  |
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\ -- Mark Twain                          /
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