Today is 04/10/26.
Here is your daily fortune from "cheese".
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/ Q: How many lawyers does it take to    \
| change a light bulb? A: You won't find |
| a lawyer who can change a light bulb.  |
| Now, if                                |
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| you're looking for a lawyer to screw a |
\ light bulb...                          /
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