Today is 07/29/26.
Here is your daily fortune from "beavis.zen".
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/ Why is it that we rejoice at a birth   \
| and grieve at a funeral? It is because |
| we are not the person involved.        |
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| -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's    |
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