Today is 09/12/26.
Here is your daily fortune from "vader-koala".
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/ People are beginning to notice you. Try \
\ dressing before you leave the house.    /
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    Y|o o|Y// 
   /_(i=i)K/ 
   ~()~*~()~  
    (_)-(_)   

     Darth 
     Vader    
     koala